We have 3 great prizes to give away in our new "Maximum-Jackson Caption Competition!"

1st Prize
Brand New Thriller 25 Vinyl record
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg20/maximum-jackson/classic.jpg

2nd Prize
2 vintage Thriller era books
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/DSCF0027.jpg

3rd prize
Torture 7" vinyl single
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/torture.jpg

All prize winners will also receive higher PM storage and picture album storage! 4th and 5th place winners will also receive more PM & picture storage!

To be in the running to win one of these awesome prizes, all you have to do is come up with a 25 word or less caption for this photo:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/2.jpg

How to WIN Details & Conditions

1. Write a 25 word or less caption to accompany the photo.
2. You can enter a maximum of 3 captions ONLY
3. Founders will pick the best 10 from all the captions entered
4. Members will then decide via a poll the best captions. Winners will be decided from the highest number of votes.

Competition opens on Monday 17th of March 2008 and you have until closing 12 midnight GMT 30th of March 2008 to submit your captions!

The winners will be announced within this thread and be notified once the polls have closed and winners picked.

All captions must abide by our rules and guidelines and must be appropriate and respectful. Be creative! Be funny and have fun!

All winners decided by the Founders and members are final. Founders reserve the right to remove any caption or entry that is deemed inappropriate or invalid. Founders reserve the right to change these conditions at any time.

Goodluck Guys!

ooooo this will be fun!
I will definetely be doing this!

oh wow a 25 word or less caption........oh man... this is gonna take a lot of thought. lol

oh wow a 25 word or less caption........oh man... this is gonna take a lot of thought. lol

Yep. :grin: But You can enter up to 3 captions. :)

I will try! But I am pretty sure I will not win!

Great competition dudes! :D

edit.............

Do we just post them here?

Yes, post them all here. :)

And thanks Tony for the suggestion! :grin:

Very Cool!!!!! Hmm...

Okay, here goes!


3) MJ: "Stop!!! That's TOO much ketchup, EWWW!"

2) MJ: "OMG, You've Changed since High School!"

1) MJ: "I said KEEP your clothes on, Debbie!!!" (sorry, I know that's mean :-p)


PS: For any who didn't get it, "You've Changed" is the title to a Jackson 5 Song ;-)

It's Monday morning so I can only think of 2!

"Lisa Marie's pregnant? It ain't mine"

or

"Chris Brown's got a new album out? Ooh look at me - I'm scared!"

:laughing: those are great guys!!

Heheh, Tony! I like the Lisa Marie one, that's actually appropriate now! He'd be all like "Lisa Marie, is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son!" LOL

Thanks EssenceOfMagic! ;-)

1) Yikes, Justin! That is NOT how you moonwalk!

2) Lisa Marie is pregnant?! I swear, it wasn`t me! Edit: Didn`t realize Tony had a similar one. - Oh, baby give me one more chance... to show you that I love you...*stops* Ugh! *Eyes bug out* I DON`T want you back.

3) Oh, gosh! Keep it in the closet! GOOD HEAVENS!

Gosh, that was hard. Lol.

3) Oh, gosh! Keep it in the closet! GOOD HEAVENS!

Gosh, that was hard. Lol.

LOL!! I love that! :laughing:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/2.jpg

ok...here's the first caption

1 - (after seeing Nancy Grace naked) OMG...that is one hideous woman!!

2 - OMG...get away from me!! (After seeing Tom Sneddon walking towards him) Go away...You don't like me...remember??

If we only got 2 right now...can we get the 3rd one later on??:hmm:

~* Jennifer *~

"Nice doggy... Didn't anyone get the memo that I don't like dogs?!"

1
"Geezez! Check Out the guy near me! He is like all wet! like So DUH-SGUSTING! Like Duuh!"


2
And then it happened! Liza Minelli touched me! Her Mouth Was Smoother Than Oil and Felt like Grease! thats basically Inspired the "Dangerous" song.


3.
"I Remember First Days At the Court...especially the first moment Tom Sneddon Walked past my way with his mouth open.


hope thats ok...lmao


u should have done this in PM so people could just put without looking if someone have it. they'll keep changing it.

1. Eww, eww, eww, I just hit my hand on someones snot!
2. Michael then realised that the main dessert was roasted grasshoppers.
3. Why those girls are running...? Oh my god, no, STOP!

1.. Reporter: Hey Michael! how many Grammy's are you going for this time??
MJ : Errrm i'd same about 10.. ahem .. at least,

2.. MJ: Could somebody take this giant invisible ball off me.. its gettin' real heavy

3.. MJ: Wohaa noo sorry i cant do the opening for the Beijing Olympics, imaa ermm looking for my ear .. anyone seen it??


^^ as to the ear floating around his head lol

haha. I suck at this, but here it goes..

1- Michael: "Now I know I said I loved you more..but let's just calm down a little, shall we.. psst, security!"

2- Michael: "Uhg, I'm not eating that. I said no mayo! How many times have we been through this? "

3- Michael's designer: "How about these shoes, Mike?"
Michael: " Are you kidding? I wouldn't be caught dead in those."

Ok, here I go!

Quote 1:
Michael: "Please don't come up here! Security! Stop those people!"

Quote 2
Interviewer: "Michael, do u go to the bathroom?"

Michael:"Ewww! Don't ask me that!"

Quote 3:
Michael: "Ewww! Is that Tom Sneddon?"

Those suck, but I want 2 see how they do.

hope thats ok...lmao


u should have done this in PM so people could just put without looking if someone have it. they'll keep changing it.

That's ok- they have 2 weeks to think it through and change it if they wish. :)

Thanks everyone for your entries so far. :lmao:

I have one question about the prizes. How do u receive them?

I have one question about the prizes. How do u receive them?

They will be sent by mail directly to the winners. :grin: Runners up will simply receive their prizes of more PM and album storage. :)

They will be sent by mail directly to the winners. :grin: Runners up will simply receive their prizes of more PM and album storage. :)

Thanks Marni. I was just wondering because I thought u need to sign papers or something. :laughing:

Man, I`m so excited!

I am pretty sure I am not gonna win. My really sucked!

1. Whatever you do, PLEASE do not give them the mic...AGAIN!

2. ("Billie Jean Jackson",coming towards MJ)
MJ: EWWW! Billie Jean! Don't come any closer!


everyone had such good answers! some even made me laugh! lol

i will come back for the my third caption

thats awesome! but one question does we have to write all here?

Yes. All entries go here. :happy:

i didnt do all of the 3 ones...can i still do my last one here??

~* jennifer *~

Yes you can :)

All 3 entries don't have to be submitted at once, and you don't have to do 3 if you want- you may enter 1,2 or 3 captions. :grin:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/2.jpg

1) Liz...I know you were a looker back in the day, but, for the love of God, please put your clothes back on.

2) Why on earth did I agree to be David Gest's best man? Disgusting.

3) (*SMACK*) You could have told me that there was a window here...

I have two but working on a third here goes

1. How many times do i have to tell you Billie Jean is NOT MY LOVER!! Geess!!

2. Sneddon comes running up to Michael to give him a hug Michael says "NO thats close enough I dont want you touching me!!"

in the crowd there are two guys fighting over which is the bigger Michael fan!

One guy gets kicked in the crown jewels

Mike is like " Thats gotta hurt!! Poor guy !!"

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z180/MJROCKSPHOTOS/2.jpg

okay........here we go........

1.- "what? does your mom said i am your daddy?..no no!! i dont know anything about it!!"

2.- "how do i look? no cheese in my teeth?? are you sure??"

3.- "OMG! is that Tom Sneddon??" watch closly "oh no, its a just a cat"


hope you like it =)

these are so good they make mine look crap!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh Dont Throw The Ball To Me Im No Good At Sports!

1. "Whoa ladies, one at a time!"

2. "No Martin (Bashir) you're not getting another interview!"

3. "Whoa Justin (Timberlake) you call that dancing?"

Yes you can :)

All 3 entries don't have to be submitted at once, and you don't have to do 3 if you want- you may enter 1,2 or 3 captions. :grin:

oh ok...thanks...

~* jennifer *~

i am so excited!!

Hey, I think Justin's a great dancer! :-p

(he's no MICHAEL, of course, but then again, NOBODY but Michael is)

is this still going?? can i join?

Yes, it started on the 17th and goes till the 30th and of course you can join in! :grin:

Caption One
1 MJ: " EEEK! its diane diamond..in a swim suit oh yuck!"
Caption two
2. Michael talking to his fans...he turns around to see that his fedora has dropped on the floor and someone is about to step on it
MJ-" Nooooooo...( the person steps on it)...EEEEGAHH!! that one was my favorite one....:("
Caption Three
3. A fan brings up a platter of cookies that are burnt...
MJ thinks to himself 'eeeeww'..."No...no really your wayyyyy to kind...i just couldnt eat those...you worked...so hard on them..."

Oh, cool! Thanks!

heheh these are cracking me up :-)

my third....

knowing me i will forget so i might as well write something lol


(someone let out a fart)

MJ: It wasnt me!!!!

haha

^^ lol...that was funny and a classic

im still thinking of my 3rd one

~* jennifer *~

1: (michael starts to spin) :spack: oops sorry mr

2: o mack what happened!

Y`all are so creative!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/marnifrances/2.jpg

1: "Wait! You're not a member of Maximum-Jackson? And you call yourself a fan?!"

2: "You know Marni, too?! Ughhhh... Don't even get me started!" (Sorry, Marni. You know I love ya! :tongue:)

3: Stricken with stage fright, Michael remembers Chris Tucker's advice to imagine everyone in their underwear... gasping, "Oh the HORROR! This is scarier than the Thriller 25 zombie cover!!"

2: "You know Marni, too?! Ughhhh... Don't even get me started!" (Sorry, Marni. You know I love ya! :tongue:)



Hahahahahahahahaha!

:lmao: @ Cassandra. :lol:

These are great guys, keep them coming! ;D

1.wait michael thats not your elephant its tom sneddon.
2.working on a new dance move for the song state of shock
3.accidentaly walked into a martin bashier lookalike contest




hi im new here and i wanted to say that i love this site and the members seem friendly. this contest is so fun.

Oo Sounds Cool!

The entries are awesome and so funny so far!!

Keep them coming guys! ;D

Everybody:TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!TAKE IT OFF!

Michael:OOO....WHAT IS THAT!

"There were like THIS BIG" *man behind him "omg where is she??"

girl is running to MJ.mj:"EEEEE GO AWAY:scared:"*runs*

guys"Wow check that out..*drool*Mj:*don't look, don't look, EEEWW*

quote 1: OMG GET THAT HIDIOUS THING OFF

Quote 2: OMG is Thriller or Killer?

Quote 3: Keep Away from That Art!

This is fun:D

1] *MJ points at a baby in the audience* "Aww, so cute.....Oh no no! Don't throw the baby at me, are you nuts?"

2] *Fans chant* "Take off your clothes Michael!" MJ: Oh, hell no...eeek.

3] MJ: "Oh No, who's hand is on my butt? eeek"

:laughing:

Get your entries in guys!! :wild:

1) MJ: "I'm not performing !!!Stop the freakin windmachine!!"

2)MJ: "Oh God! I think I'm falling!"

3)MJ: "EW!I said I have enough!No more japanese food...!!"

:laughing::laughing:

GAH I never made and entry :sad:

When do we know it's done? Or who won?
(sorry for two posts)

GAH I never made and entry :sad:

When do we know it's done? Or who won?
(sorry for two posts)

You still have a day to do it. ;) It finishes Midnight GMT time 30th of March. All the details are in the first post. :)

You still have a day to do it. ;) It finishes Midnight GMT time 30th of March. All the details are in the first post. :)

yeah... I guess so...

but you guys took all the good ones!

LOL:happy::laughing:

i guess i'm the last one :P ok here i go:

mj: (talking to the man on his left) listen dude, i'm not tyring to sound mean or something, but do i SERIOUSLY have to hug that man?!?

mj: (thinks looking at a female fan coming towards him) oh damn! she looks like she is in a mood to lock lips!

mj: holy cow! is he suppose to be an impersonator?!?

:XD:

I love Photo Captions, I'll give it a try. :hmm: :D

- I like girls with pretty eyes, and a pretty smile, and alot of junk in tha truck, well a brotha cannot lie!

- *Spots Tom Sneddon in the crowd* MJ: Who left their doo doo feces all over the floor?

- Fan: Michael take your shades off! MJ: Oh no, I can't. My eyes...They're just too beautiful to look at.

:unsure::laughing:

Not long to go!! ;D

ohhhhhhhhhh i am so exciteddddddddd!!!!!!!!!

WOO! Me too!!

:wild:

even though I didn't enter..:laughing:

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Who won??! LOL ( I know, I know, I'm being patient... )

WELL?? WHO WON??! :tongue:

1. "STOP! Damien, never in my life have I danced like that."

:laughing:

WHO WOOON :grin: oh god i'm excited :wild::tongue:

Please refer to the first post- all the details are explained there. :grin: We will be closing the thread tonight, 30th March, midnight GMT time. :)

Still time to get your entries in!

1.) Wait,What...What Is This "Former" King Of Pop.You Got To Be Kidding Me.This Is An Insult.

2.) Please,Please I'm Begging You Billie Jean NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

3.) Chris,Justin,Usher Please Stop! Your Making My Eyes Bleed.Why Do You Think i Wear Sunglasses. Now Let Me Show You How Its Done.

Half an hour to get your entries in! :grin:

WOOOO! Half an hour is up. WHO WON??! :D

WOOT!

who won!?

:wild:

Ok, comp closed guys!

As per the first post, we will be picking the 10 best captions and the members will vote for the best ones in a poll.

Thanks to everyone who entered and good luck! :grin:

Just to let you guys know, we will post a poll as soon as the team have picked the 10 best captions. This may take a couple of days but we will open the voting asap. Thanks! :)

Sorry about the delay guys! We are still deciding the 10 best captions and will have a poll up as soon as we possibly can. We haven't forgotten! :)