HEY ALL YOU CRAZY SIMPSONS FANS!!

I STARTED THIS THREAD WHILE WATCHING SIMPSONS:wild:

YHIS THREAD IS FOR EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE SIMPSONS



SO LETS START!......WHO IS YOUR FAV. CHARACTER?:hmm:

Wayheey, cool thread scotty!
ummm, i dont think i have a fav character in the Simps, love 'em all!
I DO think Homer is the best character EVER in any telly show tho!
Otto is cool :headphone:
The box sets are on my purchase list hehe.

My son just bought the movie with his pocket money the other day. :) I haven't seen it yet.

Favourite character? That's a tough one, but probably Homer. And Mr Burns too, cos he's so nasty! :laugh:

i love the simpsons too!!homer and bart are my favs! u guys seen the simpsons movie? it was hella funny!!! the part when bart was on the skate board LMAO!

Simpsons Rule. Fact!

My favouritee episode is the one where Homer goes behind the bookcase to hide from Patty and Selma, and goes into the 3D world.

Everything falls apart and there is a massive hole, homer on one side, Bart on the other.

Bart: "Your Gonna have to jump it"
Homer: "No Problem"

Bare in mind the hole is like 30 metres wide

He falls to the ground yelling

"Crap, crap, crap, crap"

:wild: Great Episode

my fav character must be homer!!!

'DOOHH!' LOL

Ehhh heveryboday! i'm dr. nick! :)

'Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such shows as "Massive Gameshow Banaza" and "Asians do the funniest things"'

:wild:

Best Tv show EVER. Immensley clever & satirical without ever forgetting to be funny.

Some of my fave bits. Flanders in this.

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And the best song of all time

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Some of my fave episodes. Lisa the Vegetarian and Homer in The Navy.

I have watched the Simpsons for my entire life.

My favourite episode is (obviously) the Michael one... and Homer is my favourite character... but Mr Burns and Smithers also crack me up! "Sir... there may never be another time to say... I love you sir." "Oh hot dog. Thank you for making my last moments on earth socially awkward." :laughing:

I currently have Simpsons Seasons 1-4 and i am hoping to get a few for Christmas! :D

Great thread bro!:D I love all of the characters, but I love Bart the best!:laughing:

My little brother loves this show :)

Best episode: Lemon of Troy

Bart: We're gonna teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart [from outside]: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son! Toot on!

I think Marge is a very underrated character, actually.

Obviously, Homer is the best...but I think we need to take a closer look at Moe...

Especially that bit in "Lisa on Ice" where he randomly walks into the dining room whilst they're having dinner just before Lisa and Bart's hockey game

Moe: Hello.

Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?

Moe: What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer? Hey, hey there, Midge. Oh, gee, I like what you've done with your hair.

Marge: You caught me at a _real_ bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you.

Moe: Uh, and how are the little kids doing? I mean, _really_, how are they doing? Any disabling injuries, something, say, that the gambling community might not yet know about? [grabs Bart's leg] Come here, let me see those knees.

Marge: [stands up] Moe, I think you should leave. [forces him out]

Moe: But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're going to take my thumbs!


I think that be my favourite Simpsons scene ever.

And Krusty is up there too.

^I'm sure 'Lemon Of Troy' was on last night or Night before.

First time ive seen that one, unless i didn't remember it.

My favourite episode is on now 'A Fish Called Selma'

"I thought you said Troy Maclure was dead"
"No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes, you see..."
"Please Tony I jiust ate a full plate of Dingdamagoo"

^^^

Fat Tony...another underrated character.

"What's a murder?"

"What's a truck?"

I love how Sideshow Bob is an infamous "Psycho Killer" who has never successfully killed anyone. :laugh:

'Lisa on Ice' has one of my fave parts, I copied the transcript off the net...

When Lisa walks into her room and Bart is sat there

Lisa: Bart, just get outta here.
Bart: Hey: it's a free country. You get out.
Lisa: That doesn't make sense.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this:
[windmills arms]
If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks]
And if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks]
it's your own fault.

[they walk towards each other, then start fighting]

LOL I love that bit, then Marge comes in and starts flicking the light on and off to get them to stop

^^^

Marge: You are not in competition with each other. Repeat: You are not in competition with each other.

[Homer bursts in]

Homer: Hey, kids, Apu just called. This week Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You'll be in direct competition with each other. And I don't want you to go easy on each other because you're brother and sister, I want to see you fighting for your parent's love. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

:toofunny:

The Homer 3D episoide egzists? I thought that was just a dream.:huh:
I like the on e where they go to Japan though,
" But I want to go to Jamaica man"!

There was a simpsons on I hadn't seen last week. I'll describe the best bit but it was visual so won't seem very funny.

Homer was on ladders and saw Apu cheating with the Squishie Girl, he backed out slowly on his ladders with this priceless look on his face, he kept going backwards until he fell backwards into his bed.

No words - just brilliantly done.

Ha! I remember that one. Great episode.

This is the best Simpsons into ever"

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^^^

Marge: You are not in competition with each other. Repeat: You are not in competition with each other.

[Homer bursts in]

Homer: Hey, kids, Apu just called. This week Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You'll be in direct competition with each other. And I don't want you to go easy on each other because you're brother and sister, I want to see you fighting for your parent's love. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

:toofunny:


Mwoahahaaaa I want to watch that episode now!

Homer, Bart and Flanders are all in a boat lost in the middle of the ocean. A seagull flies overhead.

Flanders: "Look! A seagull! We must be near land! They only come out to sea to die!"

The seagull let's out a squack and sploshes into the ocean.

Get's me every time.

^^^I remember that! lol

Homer in the Navy is my favourite episode.

So many great moments.

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Homer Simpson: I've joined the Naval Reserve.
Barney: I'm not going to let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too.
Moe: I'm not going to let anything happen to my two best customers, I'm joining, too.
Apu: Even though my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey.

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[onboard a submarine]
Homer Simpson: Mr. Moe, prepare to surface.
Moe: You want to stop calling me Mr. Moe?
Homer Simpson: No.

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[repeated line]
Homer Simpson: It's my first day.

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Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.
Homer: Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.
Bart: Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.
Homer: Oh... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.
Lisa: Can I?
Homer: No.

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[Homer and Moe are serving on a nuclear sub]
Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.
Homer: Enough of what's out. What's in?
Moe: Ice-blended moccha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

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Kent Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.
Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!

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Navy Recruiter: Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer Simpson: There's a question that's crossed out.
Navy Recruiter: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to ask that particular question.
Homer Simpson: I think I can make it out.
[reads]
Homer Simpson: "Are you a homosex...”
Navy Recruiter: [interrupts] For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer Simpson: But I'm not a homose...
Navy Recruiter: [covers his ears and sings loudly] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la, la, la...
[exits]
Homer Simpson: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?

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[Bart has an earring]
Bart: Come on, Homer, didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were my age?
Homer: Well, yeah, when I was 10, I got my ear pierced. But this is completely different.

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[Homer is watching a television ad for the Naval Reserve]
TV Announcer: Daybreak, Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are protecting America's interests overseas, but you're in Lubbock, Texas hosing down a statue, because your in the Naval Reserve. Once you complete basic training, you only work one weekend a month, and most of that time your drunk of your ass. The Naval Reserve: America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the American League of Women Voters.

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Milhouse: Hey Bart, check out my new earring. Pretty cool, huh?
Bart: Milhouse, my mom wears earrings. Do you think she's cool?
Milhouse: No, I think she's HOT! Sorry, it just slipped out.

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Lisa: An earring, how rebellious. In a conformist sort of way.

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Russian UN Rep: We at the USSR have no involvement with the hijacking of the American sub.
USA UN Rep: USSR? Didn't you guys split up?
Russian UN Rep: That’s what we wanted you to think.

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[B][before setting sail on a submarine]
Captain Tenille: Any questions?
Homer: Is a poop deck what I think it is?
Captain Tenille: [laughing] I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain Tenille: Promote that man at once.

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Jimbo Jones: Hey look. Milhouse has an earring.
[everyone on the bus starts chanting Milhouse's name in recognition of his newfound coolness]
Bart: Hey, if you want cool, check this out.
[singing and dancing]
Bart: Everybody if you can do the Bart, Man. Shake your body turn it out if you can, can. Do the Bart, Man, yeah.
Ralph: That is so 1991.

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Giant Donut: Mmmm, Homer!

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Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.

^^^

BRILLIANT!!!

Even the name Captain Tenille is brilliant.

I love that effin' show!!

I was going to do a thread on The Simpsons, but found this one lol.

Great show, still one of the best shows around.